"I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!"
-- Author Unknown
"My doctor told me to stop having
intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people."
-- Orson Welles
"A bagel is a doughnut with all the sin
removed." -- George Rosenbaum
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand." --
Author Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first." --
Ernestine Ulmer
"Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is
especially useful as you start to gain weight." -- James Lee
"Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I
really can't fit you into my schedule right now." -- Uniek Swain
"Stress spelled backwards is desserts..." --
Author Unknown
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest
carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." -- Author Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that
five or six days later, you're hungry again." -- George Miller
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate
bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat
just
one of the pieces." -- Judith Viorst
"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by
feeling guilty." -- Lora Brody
"Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done." --
Author Unknown
"There are four basic food groups: milk
chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate
truffles." -- Author Unknown
"Everyone has a price. Mine is chocolate." --
Author Unknown
"Life is a combination of magic and pasta." --
Federico Fellini
"The only time to eat diet food is while
you're waiting for the steak to cook." -- Julia Child, from the
memoir, Backstage with Julia: My Years With Julia Child.
"People think Chef Boyardee is a great man. I
think he's nothing but a pasta hater. What true lover of pasta
could turn it into mush and shove it in a can? That's not pasta.
That's just plain wrong." -- Author Unknown
"You can say this for ready mixes -- the next
generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly
like mother used to make." -- Earl Wilson
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast
at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
-- Steven Wright
"If you ever have to support a lagging
conversation, introduce the topic of eating." -- Leigh Hunt
(1784-1859)
"MacDonald's in Tokyo is a terrible revenge
for Pearl Harbor." -- S.I. Hiyakawa
""I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I
had my breakfast in bed." -- Oscar Wilde
"I have lost 85 pounds. Can you imagine?
Twice." -- Luciano Pavarotti
"My mom makes two dishes: Take It or Leave
It." -- Steven Wright
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we
enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul,
or we get fat." -- Albert Einstein
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